Friday, March 23, 2007

A Tainted Cup n Other Stuff !

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OVERBOARD



Well.. almost.
Firstly, i cannot belive it is da 23rd of MARCH,2007.
i mean..i cant belive i've survived through 23 days of sheer torture.. n yes..ther's much more in da week ahead.
Yes..major exams r over n now jus da weird optional subjects n pracs r left.. phew!

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OVERFLOWED CUP



Yes.. cricket world cup 07 is now a tainted one.. wit Mr. Bob Woolmer bein suddenly dead.
I must say i was shocked wen i heard it.. not dat da death of a PAKISTANI coach bothered me.. (yea,um an indian..so wat?) but da DEATH of a Pakistani coach bothered me..
now police says it was a murder.. someone apparently strangled him.. wow! in such high security? amazin.. so now everybody is under suspicion.. from Shoaib akhtar to Mr.Musharraf to Dawood Ibrahim. wow!
This makes me feel.. Thank God..Greg Chappell dint die.. bcoz then, da suspicion wud hav been on-
1> Rahul Dravid..bcoz nowadays, everythin wrong dat happens wit da team is his fault.. n everthin gud is a collective effort !
2> Sourav ganguly.. bcoz everyone knows wat happened.. n this wud b the ideal way of revenge!
3> Virender Sehwag.. bcoz its da coach's fault dat he is not doin well!
4> Sachin Tendulkar.. bcoz he's Sachin..ppl jus want a reason to hav a go at him!
5> Sharad Pawar..bcoz i dunno.. he's da boss!
6> The Sponsers- they cudnt get their money back!
7> Woolmer..if da poor man was alive!
8> Basically every cricketin nation present there.. they jus want india to lose.. its racism.. its partiality.. discrimination.. blah blah (n all such words present in da dictionary).

So Thank God, Greg is alive.. but dear Greg.. u watch out today.. for da match wit Sri Lanka.. bcoz if u guys loose..there r a lotta reasons y da above ppl can actually b a cause of ur..er.. downfall.. n even if u tend to survive these ppl, once u come back to india, da mad fan following out here isnt goin to leav out nebdy neway!

Ppl get a life! Its just a game..its highly unfair dat someone must LOSE HIS LIFE for it! its too much to ask for.. really.

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LEMME ENTER!





Yes, pls pls pls lemme enter..
Now dat da Entrance Exams r round da corner..all i wanna shout is... pleaseeeeeeee Lemme Lemme Lemme Enter!!!

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Today's fortune:




You will be unusually successful in business

hahahahah..really? how???????

8 comments:

Sneha said...

unusually successful in your business? woah :D

hmm. aren't you making to-do lists for April?? i'm never found without my diary these days! hee

AnKiT RuiA said...

at the cup: gal u hve a nice sense of humour... gawd, i wish, mr. greg gets to read this blog of urs...

at the boards: yo baby, its almost over... rough sailing though... just keep in ur mind the things u promised me, n u ll be all well... god bless ya!!...

Abhu said...

oye!! nice attempt at a cocktail post.
yes...even i feel like shouting "lemme enter but the doors dont seem to budge an inch.
i agree the Indian team have to win this match otherwise...i shudder to think wat the cricket crazy pple out here mite do.

KAMONASISH AAYUSH MAZUMDAR said...

i dont think all nations want INDIA to lose.....THEY ALL WANT THEMSELVES TO WIN....thats why they all play !
n yes its the ppl who made SACHIN GOD n thus its only the ppl who are to bring him to justice...y cry foul now ? rahul dravid is a gr8 player but NOT a gr8 captain...virender sehwag plays gr8 with BERMUDA...pawar is POWER hungry A*$#@!%...sourav pata nahi y they associate wid whole of bengal...n yes after allITS JUST A GAME MAN get over it...i guess the only reason ppl make a big deal out of it coz MOST OF THE INDIANS R JUS COUCH POTATOES WHO HAVE NVR EVR PLAYED ANY GAME and mayb the other reason is CRICKET IS THE ONLY GAME THAT INDIA IS GOOD AT IN INTERNATIONAL LEVEL (n we r 1.1 billion population) n INDIA is ranked below B'DESH SRI LANKA n others in FOOTBALL n we can only ADMIRE evry other aspect of SANIA other than her tennis (coz we r tht sick at mind...! n coz we cant get over paes n mahesh love'a labour lost jodi)n also coz India is ranked joint 65 in olympic games wid HONK KONG (AN ISLAND NATION!!!)
GET A LIFE !!! stop whining n PLAY SOME SPORTS (or atleast ler ur child do it!!!).........[sorry kuch jyada heey emotional ho gaya.....:P heh)

Tejal said...

@sneha- heheh..well today is almost over n i dunno bout ne veryyyy successful businesses yet! :(

yea..um writin all da things..hehehe.. but u'kno..um kinda gettin a lil nervour bout april..so many entrances..dunno wats gonna happen!


@ankit-heheh..thank u thank u

yep..am keeping each one of my promises!

@abhu- thanks! lol..i kno..i gues dats y we r best frens rite?

mayb v shud shout 2gether..then some door'll open ;)

@aayush- awww.. all senti n all? its ok.. v'll do well um sure! n btw..its HonG Kong*** hheheheh

n say NOTHIN bout Rahul Dravid ok?
he's da best! *drools*

KAMONASISH AAYUSH MAZUMDAR said...

yaa i jus wrote honk instead of HONG that at the spur of the moment u idot! :P
n rahul dravid IS MARRIED,kids ka pata nahi !! sharam karo..dont b so LUSTFUL u ;)....!

Tejal said...

hmph ya ya ok! i knew it was a typo!

n helo? u?!!! so wat if he's married n all!!! i lik him n wil alwaz will!!! hmph..dirty brains...y do u alwaz hav to think in one direction!! i lik him as a player!! hmph. :P

KAMONASISH AAYUSH MAZUMDAR said...

yeah u jus lik him as a player and the earth is flat. ;)
njoy